Sunday June 29, 2014
Pat DeGiovanni, CEO Centra San Antonio
Don Frost, President Frost Bank
Dear Pat and Don,
I read your Big Dreams Still Attainable piece in the Opinion section of the Express-News Sunday. I see you are still beating the drum for the ‘community vision for downtown.’ Well frankly guys, if you define community as those of you who are already downtown, it is true. But not so much for the Rest of Us ROU.
One of the delights of San Antonio, as opposed to say downtown Houston or Dallas, is that downtown is, well somewhere else. The real downtown for San Antonio is spread along north 410 from 281 to I 10. It is no accident that Nustar is building north of the RIM.
And it’s not like this idea has not been tried before. The Tower Life Building and the Majestic Theater both opened right at the top of the 1929 stock market boom. HemisFair ’68 along with the Convention Center opened just after the peak in the markets in 1966. Today both are being updated in what is surely another Skyscraper Theory Anniversary. The Skyscraper Theory states that ‘never before attempted structures’ are conceived of in good times. By the time the building is completed, the good times are usually over and the developers struggle with what has become a White Elephant. The Empire State Building, conceived of during the Roaring Twenties, opened to the worst real estate market in history in the early 1930s The Burj Tower in Dubai, replicated the same series of emotion and has yet to rent up. And sure enough, Greg Jefferson reports both a new skyscraper and a fruit basket turnover move for CPS and the City is underway.
Decades ago I actually worked in Downtown Houston. Then as now I wondered why all the ROUs at Houston Lighting and Power had to be Downtown. CPS employees today face the same traffic jam The answer of course, is that the ROU do not need to be downtown. The ones that really want to be there are the CEOs, the bankers, and the newspaper. That was the case both then and now in Houston and in San Antonio.
And by the way, you assert that if the AT& T center and the Baseball Park had been downtown we would be ‘light years ahead.’ The Spurs played in the Alamodome for ten years and begged for an alternate venue. What we would be ahead in is a massive traffic jam at every game.
But this is not a message of complaint, no sir, not at all. In fact I am proposing a forward thinking solution to ALL these problems. Demonstrating the kind of ‘light years ahead thinking’ that I know you admire, here goes.
- The New Skyscraper should be named, CEO Center. It will be considerably more upscale than whatever is planned now. The reason is that it will not contain a single Dilbert Cubicle. No sir, lavish mesquite paneling, ankle deep carpet, and multiple bars, luncheon, and supper clubs will be featured throughout. How’s that for creating Class A Office Space? Let the rents start at $35 sf per year, well on the second floor. And as for folks living downtown, let it contain several floor of condos, assuring that the CEOs will never be late to work, during the week they can live right there.
- Mayor Castro signs an Executive Order, in homage to his new boss Barack Obama. Effective immediately cars are barred from a forty block area in downtown. Frankly the most entertaining thing bout downtown is not the Riverwalk but watching a VIA bus attempt to turn the corner on a street corner laid out 300 years ago for burro drawn carts. (Don’t doubt me, the streets around the Tobin Center look like spaghetti on a plate).
- This accomplishes multiple goals in one fell swoop. With cars banned from the area, the Streetcar proposal vaults to a necessity from a mere desire (streetcars being named desire after all, see Tennessee Williams). And in the best Castro/Obama fashion, this means going green. We don’t just cut down on carbon fuel cars downtown, we banish them. This also makes it considerably safer to walk around downtown.
- And finally, this eliminates one big reason the ROU simply don’t go downtown, yep, we’re lost. Exiting the parking garage at ‘stodgy Frost Tower’ none of the ROU have any idea which way I 37 or I 35 or the Alamodome or anything else is located. Like the Everly Brothers song about the streetcar circling Boston whose passengers never returned. The better bet is to head back to the Plaza Club and reconnoiter.
So there you have it. The ROU get to stay in our preferred habitats with easy parking and in and out access all over San Antonio from North 410 to Southeast Military, where by the way more and more are moving. Those who love downtown can really live it up in a swanky new office building knowing that they are all going green with every streetcar ride.
And as for the notion that the Mayor does not have Executive Order Authority, just have Julian look into the tv camera and say,
I won’t apologize for taking action when no one else will.
Sure solving problems in one fell swoop is a big job but that’s what college professors are for.