My wife is after me to write more on forensic accounting. And she is hot on the trail of what promises to be the latest in breaking news at shall we say the financial top. Yep, it's Tigergate. Here is what we know.
- Tiger Woods has earned over $100 M each year the last two years just in playing winnings, never mind the endorsements from Accenture, Nike, etc.
- He smashed his Cadillac SUV ( I thought he endorsed buicks???) at 2:25 AM outside his own house ($2.5 M not your or my house). Seems he hit a fire hydrant and then a tree.
- His wife said 'she used a golf club tosmash out a back window and help Woods from teh car.
- IN fact both rear passenger windows were broken out.
- Front page today, authorities to grill Tiger Woods today, inside, Troopers may question Woods and wife today, the last two days they were not available for comment
Now mix that with
- our forensic friends at the National Enquirer whoops 'was planning a piece that would have said prior to the accident that Wools had been seeing Rachel Uchitel, a New York nightclub hostess (hey that's what the SA paper says but it gets better)
- Rachel denies this and resents her reputation getting completely blasted in the media Rachel was in Melbourne with clients
Car windows are tempered and layered with goop so that they do not shatter in a collision. This makes them, as my wife points out, near impossible to break out, but Woods wife managed it no matter how many golf clubs were destroyed, the latter another unknown
So inquiriing minds
Where was Woods headed at 2:25 AM?
Was his wife determined to get Woods out of the car or let herself in?
How did he hit so many things on his own lawn, could he have been dodging a pedestrian, who might that have been?
Will GM have Woods in a commercial extolling he crash protection features of the Escalade?
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